The Inner Workings of Strange Improvement

March 13th:Ring-RIngMe: Hello?Telemarketer: Hello, how are you?Me: I’m good, how are...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:31:37 -0400

March 13th:

*Ring-RIng*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, how are you?
Me: I’m good, how are you?
Telemarketer: Well, uh, I’m great, it’s Wednesday!
Me: Yeah COOL!

We bonded.

GO-BE-DO

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:58:30 -0400

Hey YOU! Yeah you!

Hey all of my people who just plain care about the world;

Want a way to help and/or get involved?

GO-BE-DO is a project that started by a Rhode Island couple who decided that they wanted to learn how to live sustainably. They bought 12 acres of land in Maine and spent some time there, discovering a revitalized appreciation for the Earth. As a result, they decided launch a project to teach others how to live with the same appreciation.

Visit the website and support!

http://go-be-do.org/about/

Go home grannysmith. You’re drunk.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:45:00 -0400

Go home grannysmith. You’re drunk.

Juice Cleanse

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:19:33 -0500

Myself and a friend, V, began a makeshift juice cleanse based off Drew Canole’s Alpha Reset. For those of you who don’t know what a juice cleanse is; it essentially involves drinking homemade juice every three hours for a matter of days (plus lemon water and supplements in between). No food allowed. Just juice.

Most might consider this unnecessary torture or the best weight loss secret since weight watchers. The idea behind the juice is that you can give your digestive system a break by relieving your body of the work it needs to break down edibles. Consuming vitamins in juice and nothing solid allows your liver a break, and ensures that you do not lose any essential nutrition. Once your digestive system starts back up again with solid food, you will be able to absorb more nutrients than before; your digestive system will not be as worn out.

DC claims that afterwards – if you join his legacy club and follow his specific juice and diet plan- that this will give you more energy throughout the day, you won’t have a craving for processed foods, and you will melt unnecessary fat off of your body. Sweet deal huh? 5 days of fasting, diet plan and voila! New body.

I am a poor, soon-to-be grad student. I don’t have time for all this purchasing the legacy plan stuff. However, I do have the time and money to purchase a juicer, and a heap of veggies. DC’s Alpha Reset diet plan seemed like the way to go in cleaning my body without the severe diarrhea we hear about from similar ventures. Also, since I’m not a fan of starvation, the fact that the fourth and fifth day of this diet involves eating a protein source greatly appeals to me. Adding to that, Drew Canole is very good looking, and I would like to be very healthy and good looking as well.

And so, V and I set forth to conquer our starvation fears and kick our processed food cravings! (Maybe even lose a couple pounds?) This is a short diary of our adventure.

Day Before:

V and I decided to plan out specific juice recipes that we would use during our 5 days. We set out to fulfill this list at Walmart and Stop N Shop. Although I hate supporting big corporations you can get a very cheap juicer at Walmart for around $30-$40 (hypocritical, I know). Food is pretty cheap too, and we decided we did not have enough money to go organic on this one, even though DC recommends it.

Side note: Juicing involves an exorbitant amount of fruits and veggies. We returned to fill V’s fridge and it looked like a hanging, frozen garden in there; complete with soil and bright colors.

We were well on our way, and super excited to start. Main thought that day: I WANT TO FEEL CLEAN!!…on the inside!

Increase your awareness by letting your pet sit on top of you...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 10:42:18 -0500

Increase your awareness by letting your pet sit on top of you during yoga.

asteroidfish: expbaronline: What time is it? Jake: 1 oz bubble...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:35:42 -0400

What time is it?

I eat shades of red. Marceline ~Evicted!

I taste awesome. Jake ~ the jiggler

That sounds bombastic! Finn ~a lot

WHAT THE NUTS?! PB ~Mortal Folly

Iniceable Vincearmor... IK ~Thank you

asteroidfish:

expbaronline:

What time is it?

Jake:

1 oz bubble gum vodka

1 oz Peach schnapps

Orange juice

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Shake all alcohol with ice

strain into any size glass of your choice

fill with Orange juice

Finn:

1 oz UV cake

.5 oz Cherry Vodka

Splash blue Curacao (to color)

Milk

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In a small glass pour cake vodka and cherry vodka

fill glass with milk

splash in a little blue curacao

stir gently

The Princess Bubble-tini:

1 oz bubble gum vodka

.5 oz ammaretto

splash grenadine (to color)

Sprite

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In a cocktail shaker add all alcohol and a splash of grenadine

Shake vigorously with ice

strain into a martini glass

fill with sprite

Garnish with a gumbal

Marceline’s Bite:

1 oz Strawberry rum

.5 oz whipped cream vodka

.5 oz UV cake vodka

Grenadine

Sprite

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Add all alcohol to a cocktail shaker

shake vigorously with ice

strain into a old fashion glass

fill with sprite

slowly sink grenadine to the bottom

Garnish with a strawberry

The Ice King

2/3rds cup of sugar

1.5 cups UV Blue

1.5 cups Water

1 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice

4 cups Ice

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pour all ingrediants into a blender

blend on high till properly mixed

pour into tall glasses

(Makes 2-6 servings)

ADVENTURE TIME!!!! So we have been lax of updates lately and we do apologize. It wasn’t for lack of drinks it was a lack of photos. But to make up for it we have not one or two but FIVE cocktails for you. One more Adventure time cocktail is coming in the future as well. So without further ado….

Jake the dog - So the idea behind this cocktail is since he can stretch to any size he can be in any size glass and still taste great. I think we did it pretty well. even tastes great as a shot.

Finn - So i wanted this cocktail to be something a kid would like and not be soda based because he is a kid. i think cherry topped cake covers that

Princess bubble-tini - sweet, tasty, smooth, and just a touch of class.This drink embodies PB.

The Ice King - Sweet yet a bit tart. a frozen blue raspberry lemonade sends chills down your spine and is delicious.

Marceline’s bite - Marceline eats shades of red, who’s to say she doesn’t also drink them? this cocktail is a twist on her favorite source of red strawberries. Its a sweet strawberry shortcake tasting cocktail. The grenadine sinks and starts to merge looking like she has already started draining the red from the drink.

“Slamacow!!!” ~ Finn

OMG

Photo

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:13:58 -0400

How do you organize a space party?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:38:03 -0400

How do you organize a space party?

Has anybody tried this?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:32:10 -0400

Has anybody tried this?

Deep thoughts.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:31:27 -0400

Deep thoughts.

Japanese Firefly squid.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:24:40 -0400

Japanese Firefly squid.

What if Axe Body Spray was invented by women.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:24:21 -0400

What if Axe Body Spray was invented by women.

psychofactz: http://www.psychofactz.com/

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:04:35 -0400

psychofactz:

http://www.psychofactz.com/

audubonguides: Blog Post by Josh Haas: “How to be Awesome”...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:50:49 -0400

audubonguides:

Blog Post by Josh Haas: “How to be Awesome” http://bit.ly/AwyzOZ

My mom opened a fortune cookie, and this is what she got.

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:24:47 -0500

My mom opened a fortune cookie, and this is what she got.

stfoto: Monk Chanting with Kittens by Rob Kroenert (Wiggum03)...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:39:45 -0500

stfoto:

Monk Chanting with Kittens by Rob Kroenert (Wiggum03) on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
A monk chanting in a monastery near Nyuangshwe, Myanmar (Burma). I didn’t see the kittens at first - they only popped up when they heard the sound of my camera.

lointain: I will keep this post up for a month and everytime...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:32:26 -0500

lointain:

I will keep this post up for a month and everytime somebody reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cents to World Vision to aid people who are living in poverty stricken nations

After I’ve donated the money I will post some “proof of donation” so you know it isn’t a scam. I just want to see how much people care

Photo

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:30:55 -0500

pdbird: Ok. We want the cyclemaciatio from now on. I may marry...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:45:25 -0500

pdbird:

Ok. We want the cyclemaciatio from now on.

I may marry whoever makes me a chai with a bike in it.

Photo

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:28:12 -0500

The Inner Workings of Strange Improvement

March 13th:*Ring-RIng*Me: Hello?Telemarketer: Hello, how are you?Me: I’m good, how are...

GO-BE-DO

Go home grannysmith. You’re drunk.

Juice Cleanse

Increase your awareness by letting your pet sit on top of you...

asteroidfish: expbaronline: What time is it? Jake: 1 oz bubble...

Photo

How do you organize a space party?

Has anybody tried this?

Deep thoughts.

Japanese Firefly squid.

What if Axe Body Spray was invented by women.

psychofactz: http://www.psychofactz.com/

audubonguides: Blog Post by Josh Haas: “How to be Awesome”...

My mom opened a fortune cookie, and this is what she got.

stfoto: Monk Chanting with Kittens by Rob Kroenert (Wiggum03)...

lointain: I will keep this post up for a month and everytime...

Photo

pdbird: Ok. We want the cyclemaciatio from now on. I may marry...

Photo

March 13th:Ring-RIngMe: Hello?Telemarketer: Hello, how are you?Me: I’m good, how are...